Weight Gain

I can’t get away from it. It has to happen. What? Marriage. Not just any marriage but a “Fat Marriage”.

Because you see, the only way for me to gain weight is to get married. This conversation happened earlier today.

Her: How tall are you ah? 190?
Me: What? no lah. 185 only…
Her: Ahh.. but only problem… you are just thin lah.
Me: Yeah lor.
Her: I’m sure you tried all ways to gain weight.
Me: Yeah! I did, like for a year. Nothing happened.
Her: Whoa, really ah. You tried ah.
Me: Yes, very the jealous right you? hahaha
Her: Yeah lor. But you only have one way to gain weight is when u…
Me & Her: Get married

We laughed it off that we got the same answer. The myth is not even a myth I guess

Earlier this year, I discovered Ensure but I didn’t follow my strict daily routine to pretty much continue it. Okay. My bad. I lack the discipline for it because I find that so much I’ve done but nothing worked.

So yeah… time to look into the one and only easy proven ways lah…

Get Married!

Hmmm… I reckon takes a long process tho… Why?

First, I need to find a girlfriend, then I need to date. Dating could go on well at first but what if the matching doesn’t goes on well, so meaning have to start all over again. The search starts all over and until the right one fits in so does the dating period takes its time and then okay, engagement. From then, it would probably take at least one year to plan and then marriage comes.

*phew*

Looks like this option is not an easy option either… Hmmm…