This happened last Friday. I reached home quite late and my parking lot was occupied by a motorbike.

When that happen, of course I will not want to touch the bike and ask the security to help move the bike aside. The security guard took some chain and locks as well, but I told him he doesn’t need to cause I just want him to move the bike. I don’t want to do it myself.

While the guard was with me at the parking lot, two other Malay guys came approaching me. One guy, let’s call him idiot and his companion, and the following conversation happened in Bahasa.

Idiot: Why? You are asking the guard to lock my bike?
Me: I’m just asking the guard to move your bike
Idiot: Then why he carry the chain?
Me: I told him no need, he still carries.
Idiot: Why I always see you park here. Everytime I pass by also you don’t seem to care.
Me: I don’t even know that it is you that stays at this lot.
Idiot: Then why you park here? Where is your lot? Who give you permission to park here?
Me: I park here because the chairman gave me this spot. My spot is taken by others.
Idiot: You don’t simply park your car at other people’s place. Have you asked our permission? You don’t even approach us?
Me: If you don’t want me to park here, please tell me. I’ve been parking at this spot for 3 years and no one dispute it with me at all.
Idiot: I hate people who take people’s spot without asking. I see other people’s car I will sure give it a good time. I see you stay here I don’t confront you only.
Me: Now, can I park here or not? If not, please tell me now so that I can go and find other spot.
Idiot: *starts his motor* Nevermind.. you park lah..
Idiot’s Companion: It’s okay. You take this spot. If you see any car here next time, please go to unit 201 and call us. We will move the car for you.
Me: *dumbfounded* You are okay for me to park here? Sure?
Idiot: You just park…
Idiot’s Companion: It’s okay. Don’t worry.

So, the conclusion from that night was. Okay. I’m allowed to park there. No further dispute.

I went back to my apartment. Worried, that I have to tell the chairman to inform the owner so that I will not be disturb again. Chairman and the owner are friends so that would help solve some problem.

Next morning, I met the Chairman of my apartment joint management body and told him what happened. I was on my way out to Pyramid that Saturday morning. I reached my car and I saw a gift. I’m very sure it was from either one of the Malay idiot.

For 3 years I’ve parked my car there and I don’t have any harm done to my car. Now, because I took his spot, I am given three scratches and I thought it was okay from his tone last night.

I went back to the Chairman and told him what I saw and asked his help to find another spot. I’ve got the message bright and clear.

I found out that he is the new tenant at the unit. Dates a Chinese girl from China.
Now I see him riding his bike like a hooligan around my area. Brings around another Malay girl, since his China girl went back China. Maybe he got too frustrated with her and told her to “Balik Cina” instead?

I don’t know. But this kind of people is a sad case in Malaysia. I thought living under one roof in the same Apartment we all can tolerate each other. No. This idiot decided that he is stupid and dumb to even open his mouth and gave me three years worth of award, three scratches. Now YapMobil has got a tattoo. Nice or not? Maybe I should offend another person by parking at another lot and tell them to scratch the other side instead to balance it out.

When will these people grow and have some freaking brain?

What a fool you are to me! May you ride your bike one day and you fall into a monsoon drain and hope that I will be passing by and stop over and then just smile at you and drive away. You are lucky that I’m not like you, who damages people’s property. I leave u alone. Because YOU CAN’T BE HELP!

So, Thank You, Idiot!