Like literally paid to Porn…
See! I kid you not!
I don’t know if Porn is a she or he, but yeah, not like it matters much… Just for laugh only…
By the time you read this, I’ve passed my 48 hours from my previous post and I’m well on my way for a family retreat…
You would have probably came from Hanis Zalikha’s blog hehe…
Let me show you why we all nickname her “Chomell“… which sprouted the #chomel hastag in Twitter.
This was what we were doing while waiting at Jakarta Airport for our flight on Garuda Indonesia which was re-scheduled.
So #chomel Right? hahaha
I can’t help but laugh at myself when I saw this on Facebook last few days…
Gosh! I can’t believe that I’m putting up this picture!
This is like reconfirming that I’m a super workaholic!
Sleep also can talk on the phone. God knows who I am talking to that time but I’m sure it could be one of the crisis management I had to deal with during International Congress 2009.
YOU CAN STOP LAUGHING NOW!
I MEAN IT..!!!
Okay! Photoshop is working great! More post with pictures coming up!
I let you all know one big secret okay?
Don’t leak it out to others okay?
If you promise, I promise I will bring you out for a good dinner.
I’m sure now I can buy you nice nice super extravagant dinner at JW Marriott sure you eat till you cry wan…
Because now I am RICH!
(eeyeerrr look at my signature! I need my Photoshop back!!!)
Not very often I will entertain this kinda stupid spams… but I just couldn’t resist it lah.. I’m having a break from work and already no mood to spend my day concentrating on work…
How I wish I can be an instant millionaire. Dream on YapThomas!!!
Weekend kam fast fast puuhhllleaaassseeee…..
I’m back after 48 hours of hiatus!! Wheeeeeee
I got a call earlier this week and it was from a hotel inviting me for an inspection and lunch reception. I seriously couldn’t understand this girl’s language and it was kinda difficult to catch what she was saying.
This was how the conversation went…
Caller: “Hi. I calling from P Hotel. Want to invite for inspection.”
Caller: “Mr… Can tell me when time you come?”
Me: “HUH? What?” (I might have sounded quite harsh)
Caller: “Mr… when time you can come to hotel?” (Sounds dodgy)
Me: “What is it for?”
Caller: “Inspection and lunch. You come morning can, twelve can?”
Me: “huh?? Come again”
Caller: “Can come at twelve?”
Me: “The question is when is the date of inspection?”
Caller: “Oh.. err… next Friday”
Me: “Alright, so next Friday twelve o’clock. I will be there. Can you please….”
Caller: “Okay thank you”
She said “Thank You” without me finishing my sentence! What the hell!
I wanted to ask her to send me the confirmation.
OMG! Talk about bad England. Hotel summore! So the cina wan the caller.
This is just funny. Right after the LG BLog Launch party, some of us decided that we would head over for a dinner session at Jalan Alor.
So after finishing our sumptuous dinner, Pamsong decided to ask Mr. Innocent Nuffnang Blogger a question.
It was really hilarious to see how worked up he is on the question.
Pressure was definitely set upon him… hahaha
I decided to make them replay the question and answer again and record it.
The question given was “Which one of the Nuffnang boys are gay?”
This Innocent Blogger knows very little about Nuffnang.. tsk tsk tsk… His eyes is censored to protect his identity. But, you can pretty much guess who he is if you ermmm. oh well.. you will find out later lah..
Lesson to learn. GET TO KNOW YOUR NUFFIES WELL!! Hahaha
Since you are under Nuffnang network, you should at least know a little bit about them. Give them some love lah… cause in the end, they will somehow love you back wan… Trust me! You can start by giving Firdy some love. He loves being loved.
I shall leave you all with some homework on who is actually gay among all these 5 Nuffies.
Is it really Nicholas?
or could it be Tim?
or maybe it could be Robb?
maybe it is Yee Hou? or
Is it Firdy?
Hor! Even you also dunno? Gosh..! How could you!!??
Okay.. this is the entry post for Nuffnang Music Bash… Rather late. I know.. -_-
So I did a check on who do I look like and the answer was, Alan Tam. I can’t sing for nuts, so I rather take a pass in impersonating him. I want to sing “Pang Yau” and then YouTube the video, but sigh.. No time lah!
I know I am suppose to take a picture of myself impersonating a celebrity. I remember back then during Nuffnang Nokia Silent Halloween I went there dressing as nobody and then ended up as Gene Simmons. Read about that event HERE.
No wait… wrong. I eventually decided that, I should be going as Flash!
I’m serious… I did actually dress up as Flash. Then, I decided not to cause, I should be in Halloween costume! Oh, I had a gory mask on back then too… Gah! I have pictures, but the are in my archive and it is not with me now… Anyways.. Gene Simmons…
I’m suppose to be some 70s star but the outfit I tried on was too tight that it hurts. No need to elaborate more on this part. and so I wore costume and a mask just like Gene Simmons.
Good or not my costume? Nice leh… All thanks to Absolut Pitch…
If I’m a real celebrity… I want to be treated just like any celebrity.
OVERRATED. Like a VIP!
Yes… I want to get invites to events without even me asking…
I want to be given money for free… Wheee Money! Money! Moneeyyyy!!
Get invited also to high society functions… whoaa…
Hang out with my A-List celebrity friends…
I will have bodyguards anywhere I go.. In LRT or driving in traffic jams..
If I want to get somewhere restricted, I will be given access without any questions asked.
I want to be pampered with free vacations… Wheee Maldives yo!!!
I can have the privilege to park my car wherever I want to!!! Best is valet parking!
Is it too much to ask, being a celebrity?
A celebrity just want more and more and more of everything!!!
Now, give me my pass so I can go as Gene Simmons. I already have my mask ready!
If I know exactly where is this place, I would have told you by now.
But now, I don’t really know this place well, yet.
If this country’s law is as liberal as any western country out there, someone will get hurt on this road and the government or local council will be sued till they fu lat…
How dumb can some local council approve a road construction that goes around a water pipe? Why can’t they relocate the water pipe then only get the road done?
What a waste of public funds when they need to dig out, relocate and resurface.
If the road is built, I’m sure someone would have approved it. That person has got to be awarded a medal. Because, this gotta be the biggest joke for the country!…
Sigh… Malaysia Boleh-lah!!!
In actual fact, the direct translation for rancangan should be “plan”.
Hmm… our Bahasa Malaysia is so wonderful… Soemtimes, I also con-the-fuse.
So wonderful that even school teachers could be wrong, sometimes.
Students: Class!!! Selamaaaat Pagggggi Cikggggu.
Math Teacher: Baik. Hari ini, cikgu akan ajar dalam Bahasa Ingeris.
Math Teacher: Ali, can you please recite exercise number 2.
Ali: Two minus one is one…
Math Teacher: WRONG!
Ali: But teacher… It’s correct answer.
Math Teacher: No.. I mean.. It is two push one. Not minus!!
Tolak = Push
So back to my ‘Rancangan Tergendala’…
I pretty much planned my weekend way ahead. I didn’t want to head back to Klang this week so that I can get things done on Saturday and keep Sunday an open day for any plans or just chill…
My initial plans, for Saturday is…
- Repair my car’s power window
- Change my car’s headlamp
- Send the car for washing
- Buy ironing board cover
- Visit MATTA Fair
- Head over to IKEA for window shopping. (Sales mah)
- Need to scout for home furnitures
- Need to buy window curtains
- Need to look for bed frame
- Pay my MAXIS Bills
- Visit Celcom to sign up for broadband
But then… I’m in the office till now. -_-
I need to get a life.
No wait. I got a life. Until some people had to take it away from me. Gah!
Nevermind, I’ve got dinner to look ahead to.
Time to run… *babbossshhh*
They say laughter is the best medicine. So I thought it is too.
I had two encounters last a moment ago.
But, let me just share with you on one first.
It was a chat with Ring without the O. -_-
10:17 PM me: i asked my friendhe say Cosmos Hotel10:19 PM Ring: okay10:21 PM me: very.. centrally locatedRing: rate>10:24 PM me: 105USD10:25 PM Ring: got any love hotel?love hotel a lot cheaperme: wtf!what is love hotel?hahaha10:26 PM Ring: lolbasicallyits for people toargh nevermind.me: hahahahok oki got it..Ring: lolme: i tot it’s a name of the hotelhahaha10:27 PM i don’t know any wei… hahahlet’s see what google tells ushahah
The funny thing about the conversation is just how she gave up explaining the meaning of “Love Hotel”.
10:26 PM Ring: lolbasicallyits for people toargh nevermind.
The “argh nevermind.” hahahaha….
Never have I came to know that, the commonly known “kai tau” in Canton is also known as “Love Hotel” in English. Learn more about Love Hotel.
A love hotel (ラブホテル ,rabu hoteru?) is a type of short-stay hotel found in Japan operated primarily for the purpose of allowing couples privacy to have sexual intercourse. Similar establishments also exist in other East Asian countries and regions such as South Korea, Taiwan and Hong Kong. The same concept also exists in Central America, particularly in Guatemala and Mexico, where they are called “autohotels”.
Japan. Hmm… Now I know where she got the term from.
Pardon my innocence but it is just that, it didn’t hit me instantly what Love Hotel means. I wonder what will the reception would ask if any couple checks in? Maybe this scenario will happen…
Door bell rings and a couple walks in.
“Hi, you both wants to get jiggy?” Ask the reception.
The couple nods while giggling to themselves. She is holding his arm scared he will run away.
The receptionist then ask, “How long?”
The couple then points to the chart on the table. They chose the “Timeless” package, took their room key and walk upstairs.
There you go, the story of a Love Hotel. hahaha
Oh wells, the kind of place some travelers will stay just to save some money. Not to say I’m any different also as I practically stayed in a “Love Hotel” too, while I was in Perth.