I’m so gonna catch a murderer in the Antartica.

But before I go and catch the murderer, I was told that I need to audition myself to earn myself a trip there. Oh trust me that I’m well equipped!

Don’t believe? See for yourself…

The “knife” is imported all the way from Sarawak. Don’t know where Sarawak is? It is where there’s a lot of headhunters. Master Bujang Anak Tua gave it to me wan. Instant kill ah that “knife”. Don’t play play okay, it may look small but very the powderful…

Oh and the bin? It is for me to cover that murderer’s head from behind. I will be sneaking up to the murderer from the back, cover the head and stab with the “knife”…

AND AND And… I cover my eyes so that I see no evil, evil no see me.

Now.. who wanna hire me?