Lunch Talk Suicide
May 5, 2008 – 12:44 pmI went out to chill after a crazy morning…
Walked to the bank to make my payment for my Mount Kinabalu trip…
Passing by Wisma Genting’s Hawker Stalls, I was tempted to take my lunch early.
Furthermore, it is very empty that time and it would be great enjoyable meals without people looking at you, giving their look of thoughts “When you are going to finish!??”
So, happily I bought my lunch, the usual vegetarian economy rice @ RM 6!!
Yeah, it was inclusive of yesterday’s dinner, today’s breakfast and lunch.
That’s why so expensive..!! RM 6!!
It’s going to be 12 noon and I can see many people walking in and buying food…
It struck 12:10 pm and it’s like some bees found some honey kinda crowd…
Four ladies came and sat at the adjoining table to my right.
There were speaking hokkien and I assume they are definitely from Klang, maybe not.
One lady sat down while the three others went to get their food..
All came back and they started talking.. Okay, I might be rude if I’m listening to their conversation, but well, since they are talking in Hokkien, I listen lor..
Not everyday I can listen my hometown Klang language OKAY!
One lady started talking about her Seafood dinner last night, saying that it was not a very fresh seafood and what not…
The other lady asked which one she goes, if it is the one near the huge signboard….
The one who went for seafood mentioned the items she order for a family and continue saying how not fresh it is…
Suddenly this lady talked in Cantonese…
Lady 3: “Lei geh hai kei tor kilo ah?” (How many kilo is the crab?)
AT THIS MOMENT… I NEARLY CHOKED TO DEATH!!!
EYES OPEN BIG BIG AND GULPED MY FOOD IN MY THROAT SLOWLY!!
SERIOUSLY!!!
The way she said it was SO DIFFERENT!
There is a big huge difference between “hai” and “haaai“.
“hai” = self explanatory for you Canton speaking peeps, else ask your friends…
“haaai” = crab in Canton
I tell you.. it was near suicide… I don’t want to die that young okay!!
12 Responses to “Lunch Talk Suicide”
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL how many kilo is the punani?
By jun on May 5, 2008
Dang. You should have turned and ask, “Hai lor. Gei dor kilo ah?” =p
By pamsong on May 5, 2008
yay good game!!
By joshuaongys on May 5, 2008
the down side of understand too much =/
By kritz on May 5, 2008
LOL..i wan 20 kilos of punani..eh no..give me 50 kilos..LOL
By Yatz on May 5, 2008
jun, ermm i think 30?
pamsong, hahaha it would be a stunner la!
joshuaongys, GG!
kritz, yeah.. exactly..!!
Yatz, why u so greedy!! wtf!
By yapthomas on May 5, 2008
not funny to joke about p****i
=.=
By sin yee on May 5, 2008
Mai chao hai.
By Simon Seow on May 5, 2008
Wah….the lady young or old ar? OLD then…haha..better go die!!
By Hwei Ming on May 5, 2008
seriously thats the trouble when the language itself has words that sound aaalmost the same. pisses me off.
try to learn also people put you down because you are saying it wrong. tu lan.
By jun on May 6, 2008
got any problem with the conversation meh?? I don’t get it, why har??
By kelly on May 7, 2008
no wander la tak nampak u.u got CHOKED..better show face to ur mom .later she tot u really got chokeddddddd…
By phoenixraiser on May 10, 2008