You want to drink ‘Lick Mi Ko Teh‘ (Note: pronounce “Mi” as how you say Milo)

It is a special drink I used to order back in those days…

Mixture of

Horlicks

Milo

Kopi

and

Teh

I ought to get whacked by the ‘ah neh’ everytime i order this drink…

The conversation would be

Me: “Ah Neh! Lick Mi Ko Teh satu!”… (Brother, One Lick Mi Ko Teh)
Ah Neh: “Apa! You Cakap Apa!???” (What you just said!!??)
Me: “Relax lah ah neh.. I order Horlick campur Milo campur Kopi campur Teh”
Ah Neh: *gives one weird look* “Tak Da” (don’t have)
Me: “Kenapa Tak Da? You tak de Kopi ke Milo?”
(Why not? You don’t have coffee or milo?)
Ah Neh: “Teh Oh Ais Limau ada? Mau? (I have Ice Lemon Tea. Want?)

Now, the word Lick Mi Ko Teh when pronounced and heard in our Malaysian
‘rojak’ language, it sound like I’m saying “Lick My Testicles”. wtf… -___-

Ko Teh practically sounds like Kotek and Kotek in Malay ’slang’ means Testicles.

I wonder if the brand Kotex was inspired by this word… -__- wtf

OK BYE!

*So, I blasted at this blogger in my blog, I sort of humiliated her and got some people
very pissed at me because blah blah blah and blah…!
I shall not explain further till i sort things out… no explanation at the moment…*

OK BYE AGAIN