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Dating With Different Types of Girls

*This post is intended to be a joke of all race. Don’t sue me!*

You see, in Malaysia we are so multi-cultural that for us guys, we can date different
types of girls. For those playboys out there, please shush!! Let me state my say!

But we can get more from the world than in Malaysia! Let me do some analytics.

My take will be categorized in First, Second and Third Date.

Let’s start it off with

The Chinese “Mei Mei”

First date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!

Third date
You usually don’t get up to third date because you are smart enough to realize that
nothing is ever going to happen.

Yeah.. wells.. ermm.. *sigh*

Then next, the

The Indian “Minachi”

First date
Meet her parents.

Second date
Set the date of the wedding.

Third date
Wedding night.

Wah.. I’m not Lakshmi Mittal the Billionaire weh.. cannot! Cannot!..

Next in line would be

The Malay “Minah”

First date
You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third Date
She moves in.
One week later, her father, , her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of
their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her 268 cousins all
move in. ~~~ But don’t worry you can repeat this 4 times.

Wah.. “jialat” like that too much to handle liao..

We already have Asians, now

White “Mary”

First Date
You both get drunk and have sex.

Second Date
You both get drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary
You both get drunk and have sex.

*phew* I want to date white girls!! -_-

Let’s see about Arabs?

Arab “Al-Katijah”

First Date
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date
You are shot dead.

Third date
Not Applicable.

No way I’m gonna date arab girls. I don’t want to die

Let’s see what about the African

African “Mochamama”

First Date
Your pluto-years parents will “keel” you for dating an African women.

Second Date
Her parents will adore you like god.

Third Date
You have to run naked half-naked around the village for life

Haiya.. even more “jia-lat” like that..kenot! kenot!

Oh well, is there any mix of Chinese, Malay, Indian, White, Arab and African
girls out there?

This post is inspired by an e-mail. The last part added by me.