CHEER UP!!
September 16, 2006 – 10:56 am>> > 1. Hong Kong has Macau,
>> > Russia has Moscow,
>> > S’pore has 2 famous cows-
>> > ‘Cow-peh and cow-bo’
>> >
>> > 2. When ur life is in darkness……
>> > Pray 2 God and ask Him 2 free u from darkness….. and
>> > If u r still in darkness…Pls pay ur TNB bill.
>> >
>> > 3. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
>> > You can be sure of one thing;
>> > Either the car is new or the wife.
>> >
>> > 4. An angry china man entered a shop and shouted :
>> > Where’s my free gift with this cooking oil?
>> > Shopkeeper : What free gift??
>> > China man : Oi, here got put “Cholesterol FREE!”
>> >
>> > 5. If u need ADVICE, SMS ME,
>> > If u need DARLING, CALL ME,
>> > If u need HELP, E-MAIL ME,
>> > IF U NEED MONEY, Nombor yang anda dail,
>> > tiada dalam perkhidmatan kami, TerimaKasih.
